My Pregame Preparation, and foretasted too broke to go to the game itinerary
My Pregame Preparation
6:30 am - Wake up to the sound of my dog barking at a pine cone...or something else.
6:32 am - Make coffee.
6:37 am - Fall back asleep.
8:27 am - Wake up again.
8:29 am - Sit on front porch steps...drink coffee.
9:00 am - Turn on ESPN game day!
9:03 am - Turn off game day!
9:05 am - Sit on front porch steps again...drink coffee.
9:36 am - Hook up Dameyune (my husky) for a walk.
9:37 am - Walk briskly with Dameyune.
9:38 am - Dameyune briskly walks ME.
9:40 am - Dameyune drags me through brier bushes in pursuit of Rabbit.
9:41 am - Dameyune's leash become entangled in thorn vines and becomes unlatched.
9:41 to 10:05 - am - Chase after Damyune pursuing various wild life and playfully nipping my leg and running away.
10:06 am - Collapse in exhaustion. Dameyune notices I am no longer a threat to harm him and returns out of pity.
10:07 am - Consider taking Dameyune to the animal shelter.
10:15 am - Shower and bandage injuries.
10:30 am - Turn on ESPN Gameday.
10:31 am - Turn off Gameday.
10:32 am - Go to convenience store and pick up a 24 pack of beer and smokes.
10:45 am - Play Call of Duty online and kill as many mean ass kids as I can!
11:19 am - Drink 1/8 large bottle of Pepto to in preparation for heavy alcohol consumption and possible temporary nervous disorders.
11:20 am - With a ragged breath, turn on the game and hope for the best!
WAR EAGLE!
Tom's pregame preparation "prediction" for Auburn v/s Ole Miss (humorous)
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