When #2 is actually the winner....

[jadennis]

...when it's a #2 at Whataburger with only cheese, grilled jalapenos, grilled onions, and ketchup. (#2 is the double meat whataburger).

Add to it a Coke, some fries, and an apple pie, and I'm relatively happy.

Highlight of an otherwise "blah" day at work.

[eagleair89]

I first thought this was a thread on bathroom protocol.........

after seeing what you had for lunch, maybe it should be...for that is where you are headed and right soon.



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[jadennis]

I wondered if that kind of #2 would work it's way into the thread....well done EA, first post.

As for the bathroom, you forget, I'm still pretty young and the stomach is still a steel pressure cooker and able to process nearly-nuclear meals.

I do fear, however, that my arteries are already down to forcing platelets and blood cells into single-file lines.

[eagleair89]

Originally Posted by jadennis

As for the bathroom, you forget, I'm still pretty young and the stomach is still a steel pressure cooker and able to process nearly-nuclear meals.

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I dont care how young you are & Whataburgers certainly do not give a toot (actually they give several)

those things move directly to the front of the express lane......essentially non-stop "enjoyment"....evacuation is in your near future......

moo-ving along now.......



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[ugahater]

Apparently the first runner up (#2) in the Miss USA pageant is a winner. Political thoughts aside, she has definitely come out on top for losing.

#2 pencils seem to be the head of their class as well.

If you are following someone who walks through a huge spider's web, I think you win.

So, we have five number 2 winners so far.

[eagleair89]

second country into outer space worked out pretty well for us.

Ford has long been the #2 US automaker....that has worked out pretty well...so far

AVIS....great campaign ads playing off of #2

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[ugahater]

So, that's eight things that are better than number one. Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

One is the loneliest number.

It takes two to tango.

Ronald Reagan's second term.

WWII.

Legs.

I'll leave any other anatomical ideas to y'all.

[jadennis]

Jimmy Page's second band, Led Zeppelin, was a bit better than the Yardbirds.

Staying with the Led Zeppelin theme....Robert Plant was choice #2 for lead singer.

John Heisman's second coaching gig (?)....Auburn, obviously his best.

Finishing #2 in the SEC West in 1993 got Alabama to the SEC title game. (of course those cheaters had eventually to forfeit all their games anyway).

[ugahater]

Ringo certainly outdid Pete Best. Don't bring me Moore, that was The Silver Beatles.

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Shout at the Devil certainly outpaced Too Fast for Love.

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I'm sure that we could go on with music all day.
But, let us remember to run the likker twice, as well.

[jadennis]

Mr and Mrs Jordan....

child #1 - 5' 8" Larry Jordan
child #2 - 6' 6" Michael Jordan